Agent BloodRayne's Top 5 Suggested Ways To Spend Your Labor Day Weekend...
Posted by Ben on Thursday, August 29 2002

5) Get wasted with you friends and start bragging about your "latest kills"...

4) At this year's family BBQ, request your meat "Bloody as Hell," then decapitate your uncle for taking the last cheese dog...

3) In attempt to pick someone up, tell them your turn-ons include "long walks on the beach followed by a night of full-body dismemberment"...

2) Scour local blood drives in search of hotties...

1) Forget Austin Powers and Dr. Evil and download latest BloodRayne movies instead!