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Shrek
Reviewed by: Ben
Gameplay: The reason I chose to review shrek is because it is so terribly bad, it's funny. If you ever come in contact with this game, make sure you burn it, feed it to your dog, use it as a Frisbee, try flushing it down the toilet, and so on. You start out with a choice of two beginning levels. You punch, kick, and fart your way through every level, trying to complete pointless tasks. Almost none of the game has any similarity to the movie. Some of the quest are consistently strung through the game, and the rest are basically the same quests, but with different characters. There is no humour in this game, the levels aren't well designed, and the game isn't only un-fun, it is completely irritating. If you make the same mistake of playing this, or owning this terrible evil game, make sure no one finds out about it.
Graphics: Unfortunately, this game got good graphic treatment it did not deserve. Without a doubt, this is one of the most beautiful looking Xbox games out there. But, since I hate the game, I managed to find something that was wrong with the graphics. No volumetric grass. So take that TDK! You will never see a 10/10 for this game! (Insert evil laugh here)
Controls: Currently no rating.
Replay: Why would you want to replay this game? It was bad enough the first time. This must be the worst game ever made. It is a sin to play through it more than once. Shame on you for even reading this review!
Sound: The music in this game plain sucks. Its annoying melody can become annoying and repetitive. The voice of shrek so terrible, its unbearable. You would be better off with your speakers on mute than to listen to the sounds of shrek.
Overall Presentation:
Scores:
Gameplay: 1
Graphics: 9
Controls: 1
Replay: 2
Sound: 1
Total Score: 3
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